1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
Cows -
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
The Constitution -
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
The Ten Commandments -
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You
cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment
That's all.
I don't like to ponder too long.
It makes me nervous.
4 comments:
very cute, Moish. I´ve seen this before somewhere, I think...
and here I thought it was all that stuff you're learning that's helping you produce these wonderful pieces....Don't get me wrong,I'm still thoroughly enjoying them....thanks for posting!
I'm posting these "pieces" because noone else is posting :)
Also I met Avremi on "Yacht Kislev" and he told me to put to put on this random random-ness
Keep it up, Moshe...please!
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