A classic....I think

It was an unusually difficult bathtime process , with an unwilling Yehudah. When I finally took him out, he was really angry and shouted " I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!". Calmly (proud to say), I answered " Why don't we start with tonight? After we get into pajamas, don't call me or come to me, OK?" Still yelling, Yehudah answers,"FINE, BUT I WANNA START AFTER MY BEDTIME STORY!!!"